THE 13
WORST SYNONYMS
FOR VAGINA




Over the past few years, vaginas have had their day — in artwork,
on television and in the news. But the language we use to name
said vaginas is still pretty terrible. We think it’s time to come
up with some new words.

We’ve rounded up some of the most common euphemisms — most of which
we’ve heard women actually use to refer to their own genitals — and
ranked them from least terrible to most.



13. Lady bits

Prissy, but not that bad.


12. Flower

Georgia O’Keeffe’s artwork aside, vagina-rose comparisons sound like
something out of a 1950s sex ed class. Your vagina isn’t a flower —
it’s a body part.



11. Vajeen

With a soft “j.” Only acceptable if you’re French.


10. Bajingo

Pleasantly peppy, but also sounds like a board game. Yahtzee!


9. Va-jay-jay

In-between a nonsense word and an anatomically correct term. So close...
and yet so far. (Only Bailey from “Grey’s” can pull off using this term.)



8. Woo-hoo/ Ya-hoo/ Hoo-ha

While we hope every lady associates her vagina with fun, these are rodeo
shouts.



7. Coochie/ cooch

Preferred euphemism of “The Real Housewives Of Atlanta.” Sounds like you’re
talking to a baby.



6. Beaver

This is an animal. A goofy-looking animal with teeth. Not part of a woman’s
anatomy.



5. Muffin

As in, “Is your muffin buttered?” Come on, people. There’s no need to confuse
the cupcakes of breakfast with anything else.



4. Axe wound

Way too violent and “Game Of Thrones”-esque. Who wants to associate their sexual
organs with a deadly injury?



3. Pussy

Overused in porn, and how anyone was ever comfortable with this word’s sibilance
is a lifelong mystery.



2. Snatch

We just... why? Who came up with this? What are you snatching? Why are you snatching?


1. Cooter

#NO.


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